It’s such a big deal that President Barack Obama will be appearing on The View this Thursday (July 29) that Barbara Walters is returning early after having freakin’ heart surgery. You know she can’t risk leaving the Commander in Chief with crazy-right wing Elizabeth Hasselbeck who is going to drill him like an oil well about well…oil wells. Or a drunk Whoopi Goldberg who is going to be drooling all over him, kissing his presidential ass and praising his health care plan.